ONLINE CHURCH BULLETIN
If the world is cold, make it your business to build fires.
– Horace Trubel
Sickness has four stages: ill, pill, bill, will.
All my life I have been seeking to climb out of the pit of my besetting sins and I cannot do it and I never will unless a hand is let down to draw me up. –Seneca
A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead the first blow, better not strike at it. –H. W. Shaw
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. –Abraham Lincoln
Give them one of yours—none needs a smile so much as he who hs no more to give.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did; I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times. –Mark Twain