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Wanted:  Jesus

If Jesus came back to earth today and performed His same ministry that He did over 2000 years ago, He would be wanted by:

    1.  The ATF for turning water into wine without a license,
    2.  The EPA for killing fig trees,
    3.  The AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
    4.  The County Coroner for asking people to open graves and for raising the dead,
    5.  The Health Department for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,
    6.  The NEA for teaching without a certificate,
    7.  OSHA for walking on the water without a life jacket,
    8.  The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,
    9.  The National Board of Psychiatry for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free live,
    10.  NOW for not choosing a woman apostle,
    11. The Abortion Rights League for saying that if a person harms children,
    it is  better that he had never been born.
    12. The Inter-Faith Movement for condemning all other religions,
    13. And though He was a carpenter, by the Zoning Department for building mansions without a permit.

For His Cause,
Tim Woodward